1 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:10,300 Anybody making tea? 2 00:01:11,950 --> 00:01:12,950 Tea, anybody? 3 00:01:13,050 --> 00:01:14,050 Oh, yes, please, Dad. 4 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:18,750 Michael, tea. 5 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:20,050 Yes, please, Dad. 6 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:22,330 Forgive her. 7 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:25,908 Where's your mother? 8 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:26,950 Out. Out. 9 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:28,930 You happen to know where your mother is? 10 00:01:29,230 --> 00:01:30,230 Huh? 11 00:01:30,270 --> 00:01:31,270 Oh, no. 12 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:33,310 I'm leaving her home with a brain strut. 13 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:48,890 Where is your mother? She's the only one who knows where to hit it. 14 00:01:49,950 --> 00:01:51,130 Well, what is it, Doctor? 15 00:01:51,370 --> 00:01:54,630 It's nothing to worry about, Mrs Abbott. It's probably an allergy of some sort. 16 00:01:54,790 --> 00:01:58,450 I'll get the sample sent off immediately. In the meantime, I'd better 17 00:01:58,450 --> 00:01:59,450 something for that rash. 18 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:04,030 I suggest you call in and see Dr McLaren next week when he's back from holiday. 19 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:05,208 Thank you, Doctor. 20 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:06,830 He'll let you know as soon as the tests are through. 21 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:08,370 Oh, by the way, how's your husband? 22 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:12,550 Still overworked and underpaid, is he? I didn't know you knew him. Yes, I met 23 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:14,250 him last year when I was acting as locum. 24 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:18,120 As I recall, he asked me for a tonic. Oh, he's marvellous now. 25 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:20,660 I left him at home relaxing in front of the television. 26 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,660 Dad, you might have a poor face if it's gone. 27 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:28,120 Gone? It can't have gone. 28 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,920 Only the sound and vision that's gone, that's all. 29 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,060 You'll have to get it fixed. 30 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:35,800 You spent £34 getting it fixed. 31 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:37,320 Don't you think it's time you got a new one? 32 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,200 Got a new one? 33 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:40,940 And who's going to pay for it? 34 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,140 Another family whip round, I suppose. 35 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:47,470 Two bob from you, nothing from him, and one from your mother and 92 quid from 36 00:02:47,470 --> 00:02:48,470 me. 37 00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:50,610 Always the same when it's blooming up. 38 00:02:51,970 --> 00:02:53,070 Oh, there you are. Hello, darling. 39 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:54,270 Hello. 40 00:02:54,350 --> 00:02:55,350 What happened? Huh? 41 00:02:55,970 --> 00:02:58,290 Don't speak to him. You won't get any sense out of him. Look at him. 42 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:00,510 All he needs is a club and a loincloth. 43 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,630 Oi, the telly's gone off. 44 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:07,310 Had you noticed? What do you want me to do about it, Dad? 45 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:09,910 Sell some of your air and put some in the woods a new one. 46 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,020 I'm a struggling salesman. 47 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,460 I'm the only bloke on a firm with a plastic briefcase. 48 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:22,340 I can't even afford to buy tobacco. 49 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,360 It's all this fuss just because the television's gone off. Well, I'm not 50 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,700 a fuss, and it's not only the television. 51 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,780 If my overdrive gets any worse, I'll have to go in a paper round. 52 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,580 Don't exaggerate, Sid. 53 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:35,560 It's his fit personality, Abbott and Scrooge. 54 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,320 Oh, thump you. 55 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:41,440 Well, I can't concentrate on my homework with no television on. I think I'll go 56 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:42,500 upstairs and do some records. 57 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,020 Sir, give me a quid. 58 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:02,880 I think 59 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:14,080 I'll 60 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,480 go next door and have a natter with Betty. 61 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,940 Now you sit there, darling, and work out what we can cut down on. 62 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:26,360 And now let's meet the girls once again, this time in swimsuits. 63 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,040 First we have Miss... Swimsuits? 64 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:37,500 How do you... How do you eat it to get a vision? I can't see anything. 65 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:44,320 Miss Italy, Carlotta Morello, reputed to have the longest legs in the country. 66 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:49,940 Big as boobs as well, I know. 67 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:59,060 Hello? Hello, this is Dr. Winter's receptionist. Is Mrs. Abbott there, 68 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,060 No, she's just gone out next door. Can I fetch her for you? No, no. 69 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,580 Not so lively here as usual, is it? 70 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,340 It used to be smashing of a Thursday or a Wednesday. 71 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:35,740 We had Mrs Higgins with her heartburn, Mr Sims with his bad leg. He died, you 72 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:38,920 know. And she got better. No, Mrs Higgins. 73 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,800 It's liver with you, isn't it? 74 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,560 I can tell by your eyes. 75 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:47,760 Won't you give me a minute, Mrs Harris? 76 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,880 Ah, Mr Abbott, you're waiting for the result of your wife's test, aren't you? 77 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:55,050 Well, I'll just check with the doctor. As a matter of fact, he's on to the lab 78 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,050 at the moment. Thank you very much. 79 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:59,270 That was Bill Soames with his gallbladder. 80 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:01,490 Rapture. I can tell the way he walks. 81 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:05,310 Hello, this is Dr. 82 00:06:05,610 --> 00:06:06,610 McLaren's locum. 83 00:06:06,630 --> 00:06:08,890 Have you got the results of Mrs. Abbott's test yet? 84 00:06:09,490 --> 00:06:10,670 Her husband's here now. 85 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:12,810 Oh, dear, I'm sorry. I haven't done Mrs. Abbott's yet. 86 00:06:13,490 --> 00:06:14,490 I've got the results of Mrs. 87 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:15,389 Howard's, though. 88 00:06:15,390 --> 00:06:16,390 She's definitely pregnant. 89 00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:17,930 Pregnant? Pregnant? 90 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,740 Congratulations. I can't understand it. 91 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:33,480 Oh, come on. Sit here up. You should be chuffed. Chuffed? What about? Another 92 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,480 mouth to feed? 93 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:38,500 Don't look at it like that. I mean, you've proved you've still got it, 94 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:39,500 you? I know. 95 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,160 Look at it this way. 96 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:02,140 You've put yourself in the Cary Grant class now, haven't you? 97 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:04,400 Who? Cary Grant. 98 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:06,919 So I have. 99 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,560 I mean, if you make a habit of it, you'll end up beating Charlie Chaplin. 100 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,460 Yeah, as long as I don't finish up with his feet. 101 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,300 Here, don't tell anybody, will you? 102 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:18,200 Oh, of course I won't. Not yet, you know. 103 00:07:18,780 --> 00:07:19,759 Here you are. 104 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:20,760 Get that down, yeah? 105 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,440 Daddy. 106 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,820 every for you. Put it down. Put it down. 107 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:36,580 How dare you two sit there and let your mother carry everything like that about? 108 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:40,140 For me? 109 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,260 And who else? 110 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,360 Thank you. 111 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,980 Come on. Sit down. 112 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:48,900 Come on. And don't run. 113 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:12,050 Your mother first. 114 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:22,710 Your mother first. 115 00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:32,049 Protein. Good for you. 116 00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:35,730 Give your mother your egg. 117 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:44,319 Give your mother your egg. 118 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:45,560 But it's not for your wedding. 119 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,640 Now she'll have four. Give her your egg. 120 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:51,260 Darling, I couldn't eat four eggs. 121 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,580 You want to lose all your teeth and have your hair drop in that? 122 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:56,300 Just a minute. 123 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,100 We will say grace. 124 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,400 Grace? 125 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,600 We never say grace. 126 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:05,320 I happen to have a good reason for being in the mood to say grace. 127 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:06,920 Head down. 128 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:11,200 For what we're about to receive... 129 00:09:15,850 --> 00:09:16,850 Truly thankful. 130 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:17,990 Here we go. 131 00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:23,690 Well, 132 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,630 you feel better after that much? 133 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:33,210 Right, hang on. 134 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:36,690 There we are. Happy again. 135 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:38,890 Sit, slowly. 136 00:09:40,430 --> 00:09:41,550 Put her back on a cheap one. 137 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:45,190 Now you're going to go upstairs and you're going to have a lovely rest. 138 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,900 and we're going to make some coffee and then bring you up and out with the 139 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:48,739 chocolates afterwards. 140 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:49,519 All right? 141 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:50,520 He's gone mad. 142 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,499 He's done something. 143 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,500 What could he have done? 144 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:53,860 Could be another woman. 145 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:55,320 Oh, Mike, not Dad. 146 00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:56,720 Well, he's got all the symptoms, hasn't he? 147 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,580 He's cutting down on us to take the other woman out and he's buying 148 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:01,860 and flowers to ease his conscience. 149 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,340 He's coming. 150 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:07,660 All right, you two. Would you mind stepping inside here? Like a little 151 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,360 Sit down. 152 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:32,540 Yes. Yes. Well, I think it's only right that you two should know. I mean, after 153 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:37,660 all, you are a part of the family, aren't you? And, well, in a very short 154 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,200 that is, in the not -too -distant future... All right, Dad. What have you 155 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,400 Done? 156 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:44,860 Well, nothing. 157 00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:46,360 Nothing to be ashamed of, that is. 158 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,680 You see, well, I'll try and make it clear again. 159 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:55,880 You see, when two people, that is, a husband and wife, and... 160 00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:57,270 Well, things can happen. 161 00:10:58,510 --> 00:10:59,510 And I did. 162 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:01,130 He's gone round the bend. 163 00:11:01,490 --> 00:11:04,510 All right, I'll tell you. It's very simple, really. Your mother and I are 164 00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:08,490 pregnant. I told you he'd gone round the bend. 165 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:10,990 No, no, no, no. I mean, your mother is pregnant. 166 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:14,890 Oh, you say it was nothing to be ashamed of? Daddy, how could you do it? 167 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:16,670 What do you mean, how could I do it? 168 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:18,369 It's easy. 169 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:23,510 I mean, you just... Well, we are married, aren't we? Well, that's just 170 00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:24,890 could understand it if you weren't. 171 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:26,130 Oh, Mum. 172 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,560 Mum, it's the nicest thing that can happen to two people. But it's not 173 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,580 to two people, is it? It's happening to four. 174 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,740 What am I going to tell my friends, Dad? 175 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:35,800 Don't your friends' parents have babies? 176 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,220 Well, some do. 177 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:38,460 Only the accident prone. 178 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,260 You'll have an accident in a minute. 179 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,100 I hope I'm not going to be expected to babysit and all that rubbish. 180 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:45,740 I've got it. You can have it adopted. 181 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:50,040 I wish I'd have you adopted. 182 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,580 You're not going to keep it. 183 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:53,640 I'm not going to keep it. 184 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,080 It's a baby. 185 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,460 A human being. 186 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,920 Something we thought we were going to have when we had you. 187 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:05,140 Well, you know, you're going to be clocking on a bit by the time he gets to 188 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:07,460 school, aren't you? You can pick him up on the way back from the pensions 189 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,820 office. I can't believe it. 190 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,480 I can't believe it. 191 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,720 You and Mum. 192 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,840 Look, look, darling, look, look. Now, I know this is very difficult for you to 193 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,400 understand, but just try to imagine that we are normal. 194 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,980 See? And once you've grasped that, the rest will come very easy. 195 00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:22,920 So what are you going to do? 196 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,120 What are we going to do? 197 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:25,560 Well, we're going to look after your mother. 198 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:27,360 She's here to see plenty of nourishment. 199 00:12:27,690 --> 00:12:30,290 She's had plenty of that tonight, hasn't she? I'm starving. 200 00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:35,310 If it goes on like this, you're going to need the baby to replace her. 201 00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:38,730 That's the most sensible remark you've come up with. 202 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:42,790 Now then, mother's got plenty of rest and no worries. 203 00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:46,270 That's it. Now, just remember that. What mother wants, mother gets. 204 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:23,080 That's a beauty, isn't it? That is something else, Dad. 205 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,340 What do you mean something else? It's a television set. 206 00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:28,280 Oh, Dad, a new telly. Yes. 207 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,040 Is it colour? Of course. 208 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:31,340 Oh, smashing. 209 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:32,800 Not for you. For your mother. 210 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:33,999 What's for me? 211 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,540 Here. Oh, see. 212 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,660 Sit down. Sit down. Get your feet up. Come on. 213 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:38,960 Get your feet up. 214 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,560 That's it. There. 215 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,040 Now you can see all your favourite programmes in colour. 216 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,120 There's Magic Roundabout. 217 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:49,120 There's Pinky and Perky. 218 00:13:49,859 --> 00:13:50,859 It should be. 219 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,760 I never watched those programmes. 220 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,560 Ah, yeah, but you will from now on, won't you? 221 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,680 I thought we were in the red. 222 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,879 Oh, let me worry about that. 223 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,200 Hey, Dad, if I can get this fixed, can we take it upstairs? 224 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,720 I'll be glad to see the back of it. Thank you. And take the plug off and put 225 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:04,960 on that one. You can buy your own plug. 226 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,740 What is going on? 227 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:13,080 Oh, come on, Mum. You know why he did it. Well, he knows why he did it, and we 228 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,160 know why he did it. Will somebody please tell me why he did it? 229 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:19,310 I went to the doctor, that's why. 230 00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:23,310 I started to get excited about it. It has happened to me before, you know. We 231 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,310 know that. 232 00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:27,890 I think too many strawberries did it. They overheat the blood. 233 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,350 Who's been eating strawberries? 234 00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:32,610 Who's been eating strawberries, you or Dad? 235 00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:34,830 Your father's got nothing to do with it. 236 00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:36,050 Mum! 237 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:38,290 You haven't! 238 00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:40,150 All right, I've been a bit silly. 239 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:41,570 I'll know better next time. 240 00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:43,510 No more strawberries. 241 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:45,290 Are we talking about the same thing? 242 00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:48,090 I'm talking about my allergy. What are you talking about? 243 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:49,830 We're talking about the baby. 244 00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:51,810 Dad thinks you're having one. 245 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:54,770 Me having a baby? 246 00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:57,750 It's the first I've heard of it. 247 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:01,250 He thinks you are, and it's costing him a fortune. 248 00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:05,030 What are you laughing at? It's not really funny. 249 00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:08,210 No, but it's very convenient, isn't it? 250 00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:13,430 I mean, chocolate, new telly, right in the housekeeping. 251 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,020 Aren't you going to tell him? 252 00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:16,860 Oh, well, of course she is. Aren't you, Mummy? 253 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,160 Of course I am. 254 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,500 Get up, get up. What's the matter with you? Get up. 255 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,300 Right, 256 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,180 I'll make you a nice cup of tea. 257 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,880 Mum, I thought you were going to tell him. 258 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,280 I will. 259 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,460 You're my own good type. 260 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,280 With cream. 261 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,160 thinks I'm going to be 48 if any minute. 262 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,980 Don't you think you're carrying it a bit far, Mum? 263 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,760 I mean, you know, he's already given up the sports page for the birth column. 264 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,980 Yes. And last night I caught him reading the maternity mirror. 265 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,640 He's getting very excited about it, isn't he? 266 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,600 Funny thing is, when I was really pregnant, he was a nervous wreck. 267 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:17,920 The night I went into hospital to have you, they had to carry him out the hair 268 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:18,920 and hound. 269 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,720 Turned out to be a false alarm. 270 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,520 They sent me home, kept your father in. 271 00:16:30,819 --> 00:16:32,520 There's no way of knowing. 272 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,780 God, blimey, that's sexy. 273 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,940 What are you doing there? Come on, go lie down. Do you want to get swollen 274 00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:40,940 ankles? Come on. 275 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,500 Get up, get up. 276 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:46,040 Now, come on, put your feet up there. 277 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,880 That's it. 278 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,040 All right? 279 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:50,620 There we are. 280 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000 See that? 281 00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:57,800 Very special, that one. 282 00:16:58,420 --> 00:16:59,420 Welded seams. 283 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:01,020 No Hong Kong rubbish in there. 284 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,720 It's a bit soon for all that. 285 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:05,660 I hope this will be big enough. 286 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,400 Have you washed your hands? 287 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:10,640 Yeah. 288 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,459 That's a doll. 289 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:15,560 I know it's a doll. 290 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:18,119 What are you looking for? It's not very modern, is it? 291 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,700 What do you mean it's not very modern? 292 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,660 Daddy, they're making boy dolls and girl dolls now. 293 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:26,720 So? You don't expect me to go galloping around the shop peeping under their 294 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,720 nappies, do you? 295 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,000 What's so special about this? 296 00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:32,560 That's non -skid. 297 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,400 Not like yours. 298 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,720 You used to start in here and finish up on the grass verge. 299 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:44,240 Oh, I know it all, I promise you, I'll never forget it. See that? There's the 300 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:44,939 old dummy. 301 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,840 Shove it in his sugar, bung it in his mouth, and if that doesn't work, shove 302 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,960 fingers in the syrup and give him a feather to play with. 303 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,020 I told you something. You can't tell me anything. No, no, no. 304 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:59,960 Off with the nappies, on with the powder, in with the great water and up 305 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,960 the wind. 306 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,680 Sally, Mike, would you leave your dad and me alone? Hang on, hang on. Just a 307 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,680 minute. 308 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,680 Oh, dear. 309 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,440 There I go. 310 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Oh, thank you. 311 00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:19,340 About time somebody congratulated me. 312 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,540 Hold that. 313 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,140 Yeah, and cuddle that as well. There we are. 314 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,330 Now, stop that, Sid. I've got to talk to you. Now, now, don't you start. I've 315 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:32,330 had enough trouble with him. 316 00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:33,530 Are you going to keep it, he said? 317 00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:35,650 Anybody think you want to have a parrot or something? 318 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:40,290 Sid, look, I've got to tell you. I know. Now, do you remember when... I remember 319 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,090 it was the day Chelsea won the Cup. 320 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:50,410 Sid, look, it's going to be a big shock to you. I know. But... You are going to 321 00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:51,329 have twins. 322 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,330 That's what you've been... 323 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,200 A little boy and a little girl. A little girl like Sally. 324 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,280 Oh, good, not another one like him. 325 00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,980 Ed, I'm not having twins. 326 00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:01,019 Quads, then? 327 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,140 I'm not having quads. 328 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,820 You know something, I feel ten years younger. 329 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:10,540 I'm going to give up my vitamin pills altogether and cut my iron jelloids down 330 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,540 to one a day. 331 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,440 Funny, don't remember drinking that. 332 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,480 Never mind, I'll get on with this and I'll start on the playpen. 333 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:19,860 See you later. 334 00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:25,390 Well, you didn't do that very well. 335 00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:28,090 You know, if you go on much further, Mum, you're going to have to start 336 00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:29,049 a cushion. 337 00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:30,050 What can I do? 338 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:33,610 Well, couldn't you, you know, couldn't I what? 339 00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:35,230 Go to bed early tonight. 340 00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:38,930 Oh, that's typical of the younger generation, isn't it? 341 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,970 You think all your problems are solved in bed? 342 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,330 Well, let's face it, Mum, this one could be. 343 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:49,170 Yes, that's a pretty nasty bag you have there. 344 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,260 Yes, well, I would make you one of these do -it -yourself clay pens. 345 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,920 Oh, really? Well, Mr. Abbott... It's very good. I've got special safety 346 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,639 on each corner. 347 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,599 Oh, how very nice. 348 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,780 Houdini couldn't get out of it, you know that? 349 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,460 Sounds ideal, but what would you want a clay pen for? 350 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,320 Well, it's not to keep the dog in, is it? 351 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,100 Well, 352 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,420 goodbye, Mr. Abbott. Hey, oh, yes, yes, of course, Don. Thank you, Don. 353 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,320 Pleasure. 354 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:15,300 Um, is there anything special I ought to get the wife? 355 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:18,690 No, no, no, no. Now we've found out what caused it, it's up to her never to do 356 00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:19,690 it again. 357 00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,430 Never to do it again? 358 00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:27,430 No. Just apply the lotion. It should disappear in a week or two. 359 00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,250 Disappear? What are you talking about? 360 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:32,150 It's just an allergy, that's all. 361 00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:37,850 I told you it didn't have it in you, see? 362 00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:40,210 Or you can give your wife's an allergy. 363 00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:43,550 Shut up. It's not funny. 364 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,960 It cost me 12 quid for a load of rubbishy toys. 365 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,740 I can't afford to come in here for three weeks at least. 366 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,240 I'll have to sit at home and play with a teddy bear. 367 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,340 I bought her a new television, flowers, chocolates. 368 00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:58,940 She even took my egg. 369 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,620 I was looking forward to being a daddy again, you know that? 370 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,540 Pushing the pram, playing with the toys. 371 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:10,820 Just a minute. 372 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,200 She must have known all the time. 373 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,680 She's been having it on, Sid. 374 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,560 She has, hasn't she? 375 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,660 Oh, well, she'll sort that out. 376 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:20,940 What are you going to do then? 377 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,600 You'll find out, matey. 378 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,920 Hello? Oh, hello, Jerry. 379 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:31,460 It's Trevor. 380 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,600 Oh, hello, Trevor. 381 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,020 I'm with Sid. 382 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,620 We're having a bit of a celebration. 383 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:37,780 Celebration? Yeah. 384 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,400 About Sid becoming a daddy. 385 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,300 Oh, dear. 386 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:43,810 We're having a great... time. 387 00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:47,350 That's Mr. Crumshaw. I think he's had a bit too much. 388 00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:51,650 Could I speak to Sid a minute, Trevor? Oh, you did. Hold on. 389 00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:52,890 Sid? Yeah? 390 00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:56,230 It's Jean. She's on the blower. She wants to work with you. Hang on a 391 00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:58,130 Now, put me down, fellas. It's coming. 392 00:21:58,930 --> 00:22:00,570 I've got to go to your wife. Hang on. 393 00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:01,709 Hello, darling. 394 00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:02,469 Hello, Sid. 395 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:04,790 Look, I've got to talk to you. Yeah, you'll have to speak to her. 396 00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:07,330 Everybody's gone rabid mad, eh? 397 00:22:07,730 --> 00:22:08,850 They didn't think I was sick. 398 00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:13,190 Yes, you know those big audience outside the firm, they put up a big notice. 399 00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:15,190 Should have it, strikes again. 400 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,750 Yes, and it's all up on the notice board, and they're lifting little 401 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,030 all sorts of things. No, it's all happening there. 402 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,410 Maurice and Johnny Goofy! 403 00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:27,450 Maurice and Johnny Goofy! 404 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:28,930 Sir Archie! 405 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:30,570 Maurice and Johnny Goofy! 406 00:22:31,590 --> 00:22:34,430 And so shall all of us. 407 00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:38,270 Well, that should get away. 408 00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:39,890 Get away. 409 00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:42,090 Wait till I get home, mate, then she will be worried. 410 00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:50,530 What's that? 411 00:22:50,730 --> 00:22:51,990 It's a pram, isn't it? 412 00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:53,570 What's it for? 413 00:22:53,730 --> 00:22:55,130 What's it for? It's for my baby. 414 00:22:56,010 --> 00:22:58,310 You mean you put a baby of ours in that? 415 00:22:58,550 --> 00:22:59,950 Why not? It's only had coal in it. 416 00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:04,370 It hasn't got a hood. 417 00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:07,370 Yeah, well, it's a summer baby, isn't it? 418 00:23:07,770 --> 00:23:10,210 I mean, by the time the winter comes, you'll be able to hold the umbrella up. 419 00:23:11,210 --> 00:23:13,110 I wouldn't be seen dead pushing that. 420 00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:16,250 Well, blimey, of course you... I mean, it's second -hand, isn't it? One owner, 421 00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:17,330 1927. 422 00:23:18,510 --> 00:23:21,070 Might have had one owner, but she had 15 kids. 423 00:23:21,710 --> 00:23:23,350 Why is there any better than that? 424 00:23:23,730 --> 00:23:27,190 Well, blimey, I have to cut down somewhere, don't I? We've got the 425 00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:28,190 coming in as well. 426 00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:31,110 Builders? I'm changing our bedroom into a nursery. 427 00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:36,670 Pink ducks on the wall, Mickey Mouse curtains, pale blue potty with a cotty 428 00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:37,670 match. 429 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:42,570 How much, I ask? Oh, just a couple of bits of emulsion, some lino on the 430 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,550 and a couple of sacks over the windows, and we'll keep with the lawnmower. 431 00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:48,749 Thank you. 432 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:50,370 That's all right. Here, try it for size. Come on. 433 00:23:50,590 --> 00:23:51,590 Try it for size. 434 00:23:51,650 --> 00:23:52,649 Go on, hold it. 435 00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:55,430 Oh, that's marvellous. What a wonderful picture. What a picture. 436 00:23:55,650 --> 00:23:56,650 What a photograph. 437 00:23:57,330 --> 00:23:58,490 Come on, push it. 438 00:23:59,430 --> 00:24:00,430 Into reverse, 439 00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:01,369 that's it. 440 00:24:01,370 --> 00:24:02,370 There we are. Hang on. 441 00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:04,990 When you go out, don't forget to take the break. 442 00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:12,800 I pushed this vehicle all the way from the air announce. 443 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:17,320 I've been drinking with the lads and I've had a talk with Dr. Winters. 444 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,800 Dr. Winters? Yes, he's a nice fellow, isn't he? 445 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:24,640 You knew. You knew all the time. 446 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,760 Ah, yes. Of course I knew all the time. 447 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,160 You're not angry? 448 00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:29,340 No, why should I be angry? 449 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,700 All the money you spent, the toys. 450 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,300 Oh, the toys will still come in handy. 451 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,140 And I've ordered a new pram. 452 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,080 And... Yes? 453 00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:38,840 Chelsea won today, 3 -0. 454 00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:45,530 Now, now, steady.